The blog accompanying our book “Happy to Work Here”

Cheese Never Sleeps

The never-ending quest for perfection, and quality footwear

We live in new times — they are not the same as times before, and are different from the times to come. This presents a unique challenge to team-related performance and cheese. The impact of cohesion cannot be put before the moderating influence of cheese in the workplace. Human resources — the actual people, not the department — are stretched to gossamer thinness by the cost efficiencies and reduced cycle times for both cheese and world-class software.

Flexibility-focussed improvements require the engagement of new personnel and spiders in the stationery cupboard, along with the development of new, innovative and exciting ways to clean the keyboards of non-essential computing equipment. Flexibility and teamwork will no longer be enough. Cheese is seen as the corporate saviour which would not be possible without the high levels of quality and customer satisfaction needed for quick wins and to compete in today’s market.

Don’t believe everything you read on the web.